Dear Hair,
This is a give and take relationship. I trim your ends every month, and you lay nice and flat on date-night, comprende? I mean, really, you aren't going to be the understudy for Rapunzel's golden locks, so do me the favor of not being sucked out the window when we drive in the car. It doesn't make the movie-star shot when your suffocating me. And another thing, what is your problem with the straightener? So he burns you once and you think avoiding him helps? Riiiight. Oh, and whats with being so clingy? Really, girl, you may want to be all over my best friend, but no one likes you creeping on them. Just a fashion tip, as we're getting through things, choose a style. Its either poodle curly or pin straight, no one likes this in between you call 'original'. Oh, and by the way, blonde highlights are so last year.
<3 The girl that deals with you
